Marwari :Bhagwan tu mannhe 100 rupiya deogo toh 50 thanne chadhaunga .

Thodi dar pe ushe pachas rupaiya mil gaya

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Marwari : Itno bhi bharoso koni tho ,PEHLE HI KAAT LIYO....

ha! ha!

Santa Banta

Santa Electric shop me:

2 pankhe dena 1 ladies aur 1 gents

Sales man : Pankho me Ladies aur ladies nahi hota

Santa : Kaise nahi hota ek BAJAJ ka do aur ek USHA ka.

Ha!ha!ha!................